Category:Galactic Inquirer

From Space Quest Omnipedia

Spacey tabloid covering the latest scandals in the Galaxy and containing hot tips for gamers, as well as space for classifieds.

Caveat emptor: some of the information may be misleading.

[edit] Contents Listing of a Typical Issue (Feb. 15, 3009)

Page 1

• Mother Confesses: "My baby is a one-headed mutant!"
• Plush bruins on the rampage

Page 2

• Lunatic Litterbugs Trash Planet
• Zany Transporter Bloopers

Page 3

• ScumSoft Advertisement: You too can be a Game Designer

Page 4

• Exclusive Inquirer Expose: Spaced-out Quest Co-Creator Comes Out of the Closet!
• Mis-Stick Advertisement: Know the Future

Page 5

• Whatever Happened to Roger Wilco?

Page 6

• Celu-Lite Advertisement: They used to call me "Habba the Gut"
• Elvis Watch

Page 7

• Former sci-fi hunk dumps wife for maid
• StarCon Advertisement: Be All That You're Not!

Page 8

• Scandal Rocks Star Confederacy!

Page 9

• New Trend Sweeps Galaxy... Orbital Bungee Jumping
• Family Lost in Space Eats Crew Member to Survive

Page 10

• Shocking Proof that Ancient Astronauts Visited Cavemen
• Genetix Advertisement: We Play God, so You Don't Have To
• Brain Teaser

Page 11-12

• Never Before Revealed Industrial Secrets of How Computer Games Are Made

Page 13

• Planet Invaded by Farmers From Earth

Page 14

• Cereno Products Inc. Advertisement: Be the First on Your Planet to Own Live, Adorable Space Monkeys
• Ramco Advertisement: Ramco Nose Hair Trimmer

Page 15-16

• Retro's Computer Game Review

Page 17-18

• Gir Draxon's Predictions for 3010

Page 19

• Deadly Pluck Kills Andromedan
• Genetix Advertisement: Dyma-Mix
• Pixel Pushers Advertisement@ Can You Draw Drippy?
• "It's Still Going!..."

Page 20

• Wonder Wigs Advertisement: Bored with who you are?
• Cryogenic Correspondence School Advertisement: Sleep Through College
• KARA Inc. Advertisement: Perform Brain Surgery at Home!
• T'Pau Enterprises Advertisement: Vulcanize Your Muscles

Page 21

• Classified Ads
• Wacky Pet Pix

Page 22

• Sierra Advertisement: Space Quest V Hint Book

Back Cover

• Sierra Advertisement: Elvis Marries Oprah on TSN!

This category collects all of the articles with references in the Galactic Inquirer distributed with Space Quest V.