Cellulite au chat is a special at Monolith Burger.


Cellulite au chat includes a full quarter-ounce patty of free-range calico cellulite, micronuked to a perfect medium rare and smothered in a combination of semi-organic fungal spew from the guanoid beds of Prevert and individually hand-picked dingleberries from TrokenBeerenAuslaesen. The Cellulite au chat is garnished with secret sauce made from the bath water of Hornitos mud otters. Monolith suggests an order of artificial cheesefood-substitute fries and a large, warm sugared water to go with it.[1]


  1. SQC, 159

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