Earnon Sea Urchin
The Earnon Sea Urchin is a pitiful little creature and doesn't really care who knows it. It cries constantly, which was only recently discovered since the creature lives underwater.
It also refuses to play with the other Earnon Sea Urchins. However, some of its feelings are understandable.
After all, it's just about the ugliest sucker on Earnon. Its spiny quills make romance a tedious and impractical affair, and its gonads are highly prized as sushi. This would make you cranky too.