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Space Quest II[]

"Well, I'll be darned! My miniaturization beam DOES work." In the old days, I'd test these things on myself. But as you may have noticed by my appearance, being my own guinea has had its disadvantages."

Space Quest 4[]

As Himself[]

(audio)

"Off to Magmetheus with you, then. It is time for Wilco to meet the fate which I have crafted for him."

"Hello, Roger Wilco. Surprised to see an old friend? You have no idea how special this moment is for me. This is no chance encounter, I can assure you."

"I have just one loose end to tie up before I begin my reign as the supreme being of all that exists."

"I do not like to lose! You were a blemish on what would otherwise be a perfect record of domination, terror, and invincibility. Besides, I'm still a bit miffed about that asteroid deal in Space Quest 2."

"Anyway, to relieve the pain of my humiliation, and prevent you from being a pain in my... future, you must die. It's been nice seeing you one last time. Men, do the dirty deed."

"Well, what have we here?"

"That is no longer a concern."

"Wilco will surrender to us once he has learned we have captured his son."

"Then he will be destroyed, once and for all. Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!"

"Take a good look, Roger!"

"Remember this poor, wretched soul, for he is your son."

Possessing Roger Jr.[]

"Ah-ha-hah! Hello again, Roger. It's me, your old friend, Sludge Vohaul. I've taken the liberty of 'borrowing' your son's body. I had to remove him first, to make room for my mental self. His is on this disk. Say, it's most enjoyable to be in a young, healthy body, even if it's from your bloodline."

"In fact, I like it so much, I think I'll keep it. I guess we'll have no use for this, anymore."

"Now it's time to settle things, once and for all. You'd better be careful, though. Keep this in mind: If I die while in this body, that disk will be useless. Your son will never draw another breath. And if you don't defend yourself, you will never live to buff another helmet."

"Come on! Show me what you've got, mop jockey!"

"Is that the best effort you can muster? All this 'space hero' nonsense must be getting to you. You're getting old, Roger. I, on the other hand, am enjoying the physical joys of youth."

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