My Exploits as a Space Hero or, How I Learned to Stop Thinking and Love the Space Quest Series by Roger WilcoEdit
Let's face it - there aren't many guys who have risen from the lower levels of sanitation engineering to the prominent position of galactic hero, but if I do say so myself, I've handled fame well.
I started out my career in Space Quest I: The Sarien Encounter with a highly responsible position in the custodial department aboard the scientific research vessel, Arcada. When the ship was invaded by slimy Sariens, I singlehandedly saved the top-secret Star Generator project from being turned to destructive purposes. For that bit of daring I was awarded the Order of the Golden Mop. After that, I kind of thought my life would get back to normal again, but little did I know that I had attracted the attention of the evil being responsible for the Sarien invasion, the large and thourougly unpleasant Sludge Vohaul. Sludge planned a truly ghastly vengeance for my home galaxy in Space Quest II: Vohaul's Revenge - an invasion of genetically engineered insurance salesman. Luckily I was able to outwit him, foil his plands and escape his asteroid stronghold in one piece before it blew Sludge and his Sarien goons into hard vacuum.
Seeing no hope of a quick rescue, I was forced