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Okay, first I get the Star Generator, and then...w-where am I? Hey, YOU! Listen, I'm Roger Wilco, the Space Quest hero! How did I end up in this Hoyle program? You have to help me get out of here!
Now that I think about it, I'm certain that the Pirates of Pestulon are behind this. They've wanted to get even with me for a long time.
Those Software Pirates have hated me ever since I rescued the Two Guys from Andromeda from the lime jello. They're probably behind this.
You have to help me get out of here! Do you realize what nefarious deeds Sludge Vohaul could be plotting while we sit here playing cards?
Then again, Sludge Vohaul could have masterminded this. I'm sure that evil genius could have figured out a way to trap me in a card game.
Listen, if you get me out of this Hoyle game, I'll give you an authentic autographed Roger Wilco pulseray!
I've played alot of cards when I was working as a starship janitor. Well, when I was supposed to be working, anyway!
I played a great card game with a Voltaren Mind Bender once. I just wish I could remember it.
Ya you can't have too many buckazoids, that's my motto!
I'm always running short on Buckazoids, myself. Maybe you could advance me a few on my next paycheck, hey Colonel? I won't make a habit of it, though!
I think you've got the right idea, Jerry. Without a spaceship, how can you get to Monolith Burger for lunch?
I've flown a few spaceships, myself. Sure beats driving a '57 Chevy.
Hey, Warren, I know I'm real, even if you aren't.
Look, if you're the programmer, you should know how to get me out of this and back into Space Quest!
I've met a few interesting ladies myself. Like that green-haired Sarien commander, the one who tried to disintegrate me when we first met....
Did I tell you about that green-haired Sarien commander? What an amazing lady. I hope I'll meet her again someday....
My grandfather's a freightor pilot. He's real proud of me...his grandson, an intergalactic hero!
My grandfather and I used to play cards on the bridge of his space freightor when I was a kid. I always enjoyed that.
Hey! Won't you help me get out of this game? I'm supposed to be saving the universe from cloned insurance salesman!
Listen, you've got to let me out of this game program, so I can get back to saving the universe from alien invaders!
I wish I could get out of this Hoyle program and get a Monolith Burger.
I had a run-in with Xenon cops, a few years back. Almost lost my pilot's license over it.
Yea, Xenon cops and I go 'way back. After I nearly hit that police hovercraft, and then barely missed the Mayor aircar....
I never was much for that higher mathematics stuff, myself.
Mathematics gives me a headache, y'know?
I can't believe this! You're talking about quests, and I'm still trapped in this stupid program!
Look, babe, can't you talk about some way to get me out of this game instead of this questing stuff?
I had a dog I liked once, in a Xenon restaurant. But I think they overcooked it.
I like dogs a lot. They're a specialty of Xenon restaurants, you know.
I'd like to go to college, be something more than just a starship janitor. Maybe I could study extradimensional physics.
Sometimes I wonder what kind of career I'd have, if I had gone to college instead of taking that job on the Arcadia. I'd be more than a janitor, that's for sure...
Shrimp? That sounds good. I'm always hungry for one of those seven foot Sarien shrimp, myself. Just have to make sure it's really dead before you bite into it....
All this talk about food makes hungry for a Monolith Burger.
Daventry sounds like an interesting place. If I ever get out of this Hoyle program, I'd like to visit there.
All of this Daventry stuff sounds kinda familiar. Something about a 'Don't Touch' button, somewhere....
I got to a lot of sensory movies on Xenon. 'Steve Spaceblaster and the Fantastic Feline Females of Fendom,' that was a classic.
Have you ever seen a sensory movie, Diane? Maybe we can go see one together in Xenon City, after we finish this game.
I'm not much into sports. Too much work.
I get most of my exercise running away from Sludge Vohaul's troopers and my fan club.
I read all the time, especially when I'm supposed to be washing starship floors. 'Steve Spaceblaster and the Warrior Women of Warxwurfx,' that was one of my favorites.
Have you read 'Steve Spaceblaster and the Sorority Girls of Snarfleblax'? Great book. I'm into serious literature, you know.
I hiked through the mountains of Warfwurfx once. Never managed to meet up with any of those native warrior women, though.
The mountains of Warfwurfx are really beautiful. And I'll bet you don't have Warfwurfx warrior women in the Sierra Nevadas.
You want me to play Crazy Eights with you? Me, the great intergalactic hero? Really, this is embarassing.
I guess I'll play with you, if you really want. But wouldn't you rather help me get back into Space Quest?
Now you pick the suit. I can't believe this, I'm stuck playing cards while Sludge Vohaul is conquering the universe!
I won! Now if only I can find a way to get out of this game and back to my starship....
Hey, I won! Of course, when your a starship janitor, you have lots of time to practice playing cards....
After all those years of playing cards when I was suppposed to be sweeping starship floors, I still can't win a card game....
I guess if I'm trapped in this Hoyle program, I might as well enjoy myself. A game of Hearts would be kinda fun.
Sure I'll play with you. It's better than than sitting here, trying to figure out how I ended up in this program.
Of course, as a famous intergalactic hero, you'd expect me to win, right?
You have to follow in suit! Did you swap brains with a defective android this morning or what?
Okay, I'll play Gin Rummy with you, but then I want OUT of this program! I have a universe to save, y'know?
Gin Rummy? You want me to play Gin Rummy with you, while Sludge Vohaul is conquering the universe! I have to get out of here!
I can't play while the Sariens are invading Xenon, my home planet! Well, maybe just one game....
Playing Cribbage reminds me of all those times I was supposed to be vaporizing trash and sweeping starship floors....
Sorry, that's as illegal as parking in orbit.

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