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Regions in which Roger can die

Death Messages Edit

Thank you for playing this game. Better luck next time!

You've been a real pantload. Thanks for playing!

You suck! Thanks for playing!

Aw, I was having fun! Why did you have to die so soon? Thanks for playing!

Thanks for playing!

Labion Orbital Station 10 Edit

Walk off the ledge next to the power generator.Edit

Roger steps off the edge and plummets to oblivion.

The fall, although heart-stopping, was not as excruciating as the hundreds of sharp protrusions that line the unfinished bowels of the ship.

Enter the Shaft by the Escape Pods Edit

You climb into the shaft.

Roger enters the shaft but shortly afterward, pieces of him fly out of it.

Unfortunately, while poking about in the darkness, you manage to trigger an automated mechanism not suited for human contact.

It hurts pretty bad at first. Not so much now, though.

LabionEdit

After crashing, don't get the Rebreather Mask on in time. Or swim to the right of the screen without the mask.Edit

Roger drowns.

Suddenly, you can no longer refrain from breathing. After almost passing out, your lungs instinctually inhale.

Now you're sleeping with the fishes, see?

Touch one of the pink blossoms while swimming.Edit

Roger goes inert as he is paralyzed by the blossom then dies.

A single brush from the deadly blossom is all it took to render your entire body immobile.

The paralysis takes effect quickly, but surprisingly so does the blindness. You are unable to see or feel the millions of tiny spores that slowly feed upon your carcass.

Eat the fruit found on Labion.Edit

You remove the fruit from your pocket and give it a quick polish on the sleeve of your shirt.

When you bite into the fruit, it tastes wonderful. A plethora of exciting tastes never experienced before flood your senses.

Roger turns purple, then bloats up wildly, flailing around.

The schnozberries taste like schnozberries!

Fall into a chasm after entering the carving.Edit

Roger steps off the edge and plummets to oblivion.

Now you're free falling.

Since you are unable to walk properly, the fates have decided that your demise is most appropriate.

Step on one of the holes on the other side of the chasm.Edit

A spear suddenly thrusts up out of the ground, impaling Roger.

Up yours!

Ancient passageways are always full of nasty surprises.

Fall into the water and go over the waterfall.Edit

Roger falls into the water and flails as he's swept towards the waterfall.

As you plummet over the edge of the waterfall, you take a moment to notice the numerous sharp rocks that seem to impede your path to the bottom.

Enter Dr. Bowder's room, run on the treadmill, use the beaker to collect your sweat, then leave without getting a shower.Edit

The Cave Bees swarm Roger, who wildly but vainly tries to swat them away. Roger sinks to his knees, then drops to the floor, now a cadaver.

Suddenly thousands of bees are crawling on your skin. It tickles at first, as they seem to scurry over your body. Then it hurts. A lot.

Go up the stairs without the armor on.Edit

You hear footsteps and alien conversation from the top of the stairs.

Suddenly, you hear a gruff voice pipe in. It seems to be coming from the very top of the stairs.

'If I see one more slime devil crawl up these stairs, I swear I'm gonna fire somebody. You know how they get inside the landing gear.'

'I want you to shoot anything that comes up those stairs, no exceptions.'

Roger tries to go up the stairs, but gets blasted, falls over, and dies.

Ouch! I honestly didn't see that one coming.

Get caught by the guard after pulling out the actuator.Edit

The guard blasts Roger, who flops over.

Ouch! I honestly didn't see that one coming.

Mitos 10Edit

Try to walk through the electrical field.Edit

First TryEdit

Roger gets zapped.

Ouch! Those mechanisms must be generating some sort of electrical field. You'll have to try to find a way around it.

Second TryEdit

Roger gets zapped again.

Third TryEdit

Roger gets zapped a third time, and this time he flops over dead.

The voltage becomes too much for you. Your heart stops and your brain ceases to function.

That was a shocking experience.

Get spotted by the aeliens standing guard.Edit

One of the aeliens turns and blasts Roger with his disintegrator ray. Roger is, understandably, disintegrated.

What a fine demonstration of the latest in pulseray technology! Unfortunately you were the guinea pig.

Go through the door in the right of the cloning room.Edit

An aelien standing behind the door blasts Roger, disintegrating him.

There just had to be at least one spot in the game where you died without warning. Did you save?

Get caught by the patrolling aelien.Edit

You think you hear footsteps!

An aelien appears and disintegrates Roger.

That was excruciating.

Step off the broken bridge.Edit

Roger plummets to oblivion.

Now you're free falling.

Since you are unable to walk properly, the fates have decided that your demise is most appropriate.

Let go of the rope at the wrong time.Edit

Roger plummets to his doom.

Now you're free falling.

Wow. Your lack of a concept of physics has led you directly to your demise.

Fall off the narrow catwalk.Edit

Roger plummets to oblivion.

It's a long way to the top. It's even longer to the bottom.

Since you are unable to walk properly, the fates have decided that your demise is most appropriate.

Climb off the cables or try to climb on a small cable.Edit

Roger loses his grip and plummets to oblivion.

Try climbing on the bigger cables next time.

Make contact with the sparks.Edit

Roger gets electrocuted, then plummets to oblivion.

That was a shocking experience.

Fall off the bridgeEdit

Roger plummets to his doom.

Since you are unable to walk properly, the fates have decided that your demise is most appropriate.

Try to walk through the electrical beams.Edit

First TryEdit

Roger gets zapped.

Ouch!

Second TryEdit

Roger gets zapped again.

Third TryEdit

Roger gets zapped a third time, and this time he flops over dead.

The voltage becomes too much for you. Your heart stops and your brain ceases to function.

That was a shocking experience.

Light the molotov cocktail when the wind is not blowing.Edit

You light the cocktail, and throw it upwards.

Rogers throws the lit cocktail into the air, but without the wind to pull it up, it falls back down and explodes, blowing Roger to pieces.

Timing is everything.

Wow. Your lack of a concept of physics had led you directly to your demise.

Lose the lightsaber battle with Ael.Edit

Though the battle was long, you can find comfort in the fact that your demise was not.


Total number of ways to die: 24.

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