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Regions in which Roger may die

Polysorbate LX Edit

Enter the basement of Orion's Belt before freezing the endodroid then wait or use the HAND icon on the endodroid. Edit

Roger and the Endodroid stare at each other, then the Endodroid shoves his arm down Roger's throat, then turns him inside out and throws him to the floor.

Endodroid: Yeah, that is great improvement. Look much better now.
Well, he did warn you!

I'm not going to say he told you so, but he did.

Use the TALK icon on the endodroid. Edit

Roger: Hey, there. So, what's up? Pretty crappy weather we're having, don't you think?

Roger: Wow, so what's with the hole in your arm? That's ah, that's gotta sting.

Roger: My, you're a tall one. Uh, is there something I can do for you?

The Endodroid shoves his arm down Roger's throat, then turns him inside out and throws him to the floor.

He's apparently a social minimalist. His only reaction is the kind of look that makes you want to run to the safety of your closet and assume your all-too-familiar fetal position.

I'm not going to say he told you so, but he did.

Use the HAND icon on the endodroid after freezing him. Edit

Roger touches the frozen Endodroid, and ice begins to creep up his arm. He manages to strike a pose before he's turned into a Xenonian popsicle.

Oh, not real smart. This may just be your most humiliating moment ever, although it's hard to tell. There have been so many.

Don't you just hate it when that happens?

Wait around until the endodroid thaws. Edit

The Endodroid defrosts.

Bummer. It looks like your friend has reconstituted. This could be a painful development.

The Endodroid storms towards Roger.

Yes, it looks like he's going to beat the...

The Endodroid rips Roger to shreds and throws his innards to the floor.

Yep, he sure did. Boy, that's gotta hurt.

I'm not going to say he told you so, but he did.

Smash the endodroid then wait until he thaws. Edit

The smashed endodroid thaws out, then forms a metallic puddle on the floor, which begins to reform.

Bummer. It looks like your friend has reconstituted. This could be a painful development.

The Endodroid finishes reforming, then storms towards Roger.

Yes, it looks like he's going to beat the...

The Endodroid rips Roger to shreds an throws his innards to the floor.

Yep, he sure did. Boy, that's gotta hurt.

I'm not going to say he told you so, but he did.

Pick up the endodroid then wait until he thaws. Edit

Roger looks down in alarm as his pants distort in strange ways. The Endodroid pops halfway out of Roger's pants, then proceeds to pummel him. The Endodroid morphs away from Roger, then sinks into the ground as a metallic puddle while Roger flops over and dies.

You pick strange methods of getting a charge out of life.

Give the churlish moddie to Nigel. Edit

Nigel picks up Roger by his neck, then pummels the top of his head. Roger is squished into the ground, then pops up, bouncing up and down while folded like an accordian.

Wow, he really creased your can! Pretty impressive - maybe not from your point of view, of course.

The SCS DeepShip 86 Edit

Open the left-most brig door by using the HAND icon on the upper red button twice. Edit

Roger blithely presses the "off" button for the Cell Forcefield. He's suddenly lifted into the air by a large, invisible hand, which Roger pounds frantically at. The hand drops him, and Roger looks around, nervously wondering where the monster will strike from next. Roger then falls to his butt and scoots away, but then finally decides to stand up and do battle with the creature.

Suddenly, from the side he's not facing, his leg is grabbed and a bite is taken out of it. The creature has Roger, and proceeds to eat him as he tries vainly to pull free. It isn't long before Roger is completely devoured.

Game over, Man, game over!

Being a good samaritan is one thing, but you should've been just a little skeptical about that move.

Use the HAND icon on the electrical socket in Roger's quarters. Edit

Roger jumps into the air as electricity courses through his body. He then flops to the ground, disintegrating into a pile of ashes.

You pick strange methods of getting a charge out of life.

Return to the shuttlebay entrance after escaping from the brig and attack Chesbro before getting rid of Magnum. Edit

Magnum catches Roger with his giant hand, and then prepares to administer the Deadly Finger Flick of Doom [TM]. Magnum then flicks Roger, who is sent flying through the air, and hits the ground, dazed and confused.

I'll bet Magnum kicks some serious butt playing marbles!

Delta Burksilon V Edit

Take too long to escape after the gas starts entering Sharpei's room. Edit

If you stay in the room too long, Roger grabs at his throat and flails around, gasping for air. Finally he sinks to his knees, then flops face-first to the floor and dies.

And you thought the fumes from lactose intolerance were bad!

The Stolen Shuttle Edit

Open the shuttle door before putting on the EVA suit. Edit

Roger blithely opens the shuttle door, then belatedly realizes his mistake as he slides uncontrollably towards the door as the air is blown out. Roger puts his hands and feet on the door frame in a vain attempt to save himself, but eventually succumbs to the inevitable and is blown out into space. Several pieces of trash in the shuttle are blown out as well.

EVA suits weren't designed just as a fashion statement, Roger.

Attach the wires to the wrong places while jump-starting the shuttle. Edit

Roger's screw-up results in electricity coursing through his body from the engine, turning him into dust.

You pick strange methods of getting a charge out of life.

Cyberspace Edit

Walk off the edge of the gap at the start of the highway. Edit

Roger blithely walks out into mid-air.

Roger: Whoops!
Guess you're about to find out if there's cybergravity.

Roger vanishes, plummeting to his cyberdoom.

Apparently, it does exist. As you plummet to your cyberdeath, you are confronted by a variant of an age-old question: if you fall and hit the ground within cyberspace and no one is there to hear it, will you make an audible splat?

(SPLAT)

Yep.

Smooth move, ex-lax. Guess this cyberspace thing can be pretty painful - and I'm not just talking about the rates.

Inside Stellar Edit

Use the HAND icon on the pool of hydrochloric acid in the stomach. Edit

Roger takes a flying leap, splashing into the pool of acid. Roger flails around in the acid, then flops head over heels into it. Roger's head, minus flesh, bobs back above briefly, then sinks down into oblivion.

That's pretty far to go just to do your Wizard of Oz impression. Makes you feel tingly all over, doesn't it?

Get too close to the stomach nanites. Edit

Roger cringes as the nanites launch themselves at him. The nanites latch on to Roger, ripping him apart and devouring him, leaving only his boots behind. One of the nanites burps up Roger's eyeballs.

My goodness, those little guys are efficient! However, based on how they left your boots behind, you might consider some Odor Eaters.

Get too close to the tapeworm before sedating it. Edit

The tapeworm snares Roger with its tongue, then pulls him in and devours him.

Since you've entered the tapeworm not partially digested, you'll probably give him heartburn. I hope you're proud of yourself.

Fail to climb out of the gap on the brain surface. Edit

Roger struggles to climb back to the surface of Stellar's brain, but finally loses his grip and plummets to his doom.

And you were so close, too.

Get too close to the brain nanites. Edit

The Nanite turns its gun towards Roger, and blasts a gaping hole in his chest. Roger flops backwards and dies as a result.

So close and yet so far away. How embarrassing to get wasted by the Laurel and Hardy of nanites.

Throw a stone at the same brain nanite twice in a row. Edit

Roger winds up and throws a rock at the Brain Nanite. The Nanite turns its gun towards Roger, and blasts a gaping hole in his chest. Roger flops backwards and dies as a result.

So close and yet so far away. How embarrassing to get wasted by the Laurel and Hardy of nanites.

Take too long to escape the Sharpei nanite. Edit

Sharpei catches Roger and holds him tightly. "She" then proceeds to crush Roger, causing him to flop like a rag doll in her fatal grip.

Toss in some Entrail Helper and I think we've got a nice potential feast here.

Cool, a chance to check out your own digestive tract!

Pretty embarrassing getting wasted by an old lady, tentacles or not! You'd better hope no one saw that.


Total number of ways to die: 22

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