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Regions in which Roger may die

General Messages Edit

You are now dead.

Thank you for playing Space Quest: The Lost Chapter. Better luck next time!

Planet Surface Edit

Type DIE at any point in the game. Edit

Alright. Well if you really want to I guess I have no choice but to abide by your wishes.

You stop.

You drop.

You die.

Stand next to the Horq and type RIDE HORQ. Edit

You briefly consider trying to ride the creature, but then you take a long look at those horns that line its back. Not a good idea. How the Pleborians ever rode these things you'll never know. Besides, the Pleborians were a quite small race, I think you'd break this thing's back, geez look at the size of you!

Then again, you know what you're doing. You believe in going with those "first instincts". So you move around to a good spot and climb on the Horq.

YOUCH!!

Roger flops off the horse and dies.

As you sat on the Horq, the very obvious horns on its back sink into your, well, umm, your nether region.

In pain, shock and alarm, you dive off the Horq, but alas, it was too late.

The spikes sank deep into your internal organs and cause you to bleed to death, after you smash your face into the soil upon landing.

You die slowly. The pain extremely bad. But at least you weren't eaten.

Until after you died that is.

Eat the fruit after getting it. (Type EAT FRUIT twice.) Edit

You size up the fruit and prepare for a bite.

OK, despite the fact that you have no idea what it is you nonchalantly take a bite from the fruit.

A close-up of Roger shows his eyes widening in shock, then wincing in pain as he dies.

The strange taste is followed by severe convulsions, a tightening of your lungs, gagging and unfortunately death.

Your last thought is of the unique taste of the strange fruit which you picked off a strange tree on a strange planet. Maybe you shouldn't have put that in your mouth.

Go too far south from the swamp edge. Edit

Roger struggles in the water, but is pulled under.

Something in the water has apparently got hold of you and pulled you under.

You of course drown before you are consumed slowly by what seems to be a unique form of life.

Not that you care, because you are dead, but the organism is made up of millions of tiny lifeforms that work together as a whole. They immobilize their prey and then slowly break down the organic matter that makes up that prey.

It's an amazing symbiotic relationship that makes the lifeforms seem as one mass lying just below the surface of the water.

Isn't that educational and eye-opening, and, well, fatal. Maybe next time you'll be more careful.

Go too far south on the swamp surface. Edit

The strange swamp creature seems to have taken a liking to you.

The swamp creature swallows Roger.

Well you must have tasted good, because he, or she, sure looks full.

Catch the Terror Fish without the jar or take too long to put the Tiny Toothed Terror Fish in the jar. Edit

Having nonchalantly put a Tiny Tooth Terror Fish in your pants, you quickly realize your error.

The Terror Fish proceeds to devour you from the leg up.

OH NO

The rest is too horrible for even you to see.

Next time maybe you should keep dangerous things sealed up.

Catch the Terror Fish, put it in the jar, then get in the water before covering the jar. Edit

Well since the Terror Fish in the jar can swim, having jumped into the water, he swam out.

Maybe sealing things up would be a good idea before you go swimming next time.

Something strange begins to happen in your pants.

This worries you greatly. The last time something like this happened, you had to use that funky smelling cream for two months!

Well apparently when you jumped in the water the Tiny Toothed Terror Fish swam out of your pants and started chewing on you from the feet up.

As is their nature the Terror Fish devours you in a couple seconds.

Though excruciatingly painful for those few seconds, at least it was quick.

How all of you fits in that little fish boggles the mind.

Get too close to the purple plant. Edit

You notice the purple plant moving. It seems the large plant has been alerted to your presence and is responding.

Could it be that you've found your first intelligent lifeform Roger? You tremble with excitement as the plant opens up to greet you.

Well, err... maybe that's not what you had in mind. Apparently the plant has seen you as a food source and has taken you into its insides for slow digestion. And it was such a pretty plant too.

Well you're dead. Again. This planet just doesn't seem very safe now does it. Well you ponder that in the afterlife while I find something better to do.

Walk off the edge of the rock path. Edit

You are now dead.

Get next to the spike and type TAKE SPIKE. Edit

You finally get close enough to the Walking Spike and try to grab him, or her, you don't know. You move around to a good position and get ready to pounce on the hapless little creature, who incidentally was minding its own business until you came along and scared it half to death.

Very smartly, and slyly I might add, the Spike trips you up.

That little bugger.

Having been tripped by the Spike you fall face first onto its body.

You are impaled on the Spike and start bleeding profusely.

Your weight prevents the Spike from moving, too many dry frozen chocolate Moomoos on your part, so the Spike just sits there.

My guess is it will wait till you either get eaten by some other animal or rot enough for it to free itself from your heavy leaky body.

I don't think waiting is a problem for this guy.

You however bleed slowly to your death, having many hallucinations before you eventually kick the bucket.

One of them includes large robots and Lime Jell-O.

The things you think of Roger.

You lose consciousness and die while in one of those fantastic hallucinations.

At least you die semi-happy.

I mean how happy can you be, being dead and all.

That'll teach you to try to put wild animals in captivity, even if the captivity in question is your pants.

Actually that might be worse than a Zoo, I can't remember the last time you washed those pants.

Or took a bath.

Peeeuuuu.

Stinky.

Did you know you even have mold growing in there?

Geez.

Go one screen up on the rock path and walk off the edge. Edit

Roger: Ooff.

You deftly fall on your face and break your neck.

It's quick and painless, but you die instantly.

Going too far right or left while on the mountain or take too long to climb into the cave opening. Edit

Your arms eventually give out and your fingers lose their grip.

You can't keep your balance with just your big feet so you start to fall.

You eventually hit the ground, making a large mess when you do.

You die instantly of course.

Go too far into the cave. Edit

As you get further into the cave you hear something rustling above you.

You get a very bad feeling. Like the time you stuck your finger in that socket on the Arcada.

Something drops on top of you from above.

It feels like heavy cords wrap around you.

Just then you figure out what it is.

It appears your one-eyed friend, if he even has one eye, you don't know, from the cave ceiling decided to stop you from nosing around his premises.

Apparently he has a few more tentacles than the one with the eye. All of which seem to be tightening around you.

You are lifted off the ground and the tentacles continue to tighten.

You catch a brief glimpse of the eye glaring at you as your bones start to snap loudly, and painfully.

Shortly thereafter you pop like a balloon and spread body juices everywhere.

It's quite messy.

Your lifeless mass of flesh is dropped onto the cave floor, eventually to turn to dust.

Nice job Rog.

At this rate you'll be outta here in about two or three hundred years.

As by then the last remnants of your decomposed body might have blown out the cave entrance.

Planet Underwater Edit

Dive before figuring out how to breathe underwater. Edit

You're getting low on air. Your lungs are about as out of shape as you are, and they can't hold much of anything, including air.

You just couldn't stay under any longer. The swamp water fills up your lungs and they pretty much explode in your chest from lack of air.

Perhaps if you had a way to breathe while underwater you'd be able to swim around under here, but as it is Roger, you're as dead as the Orat back on Kerona.

Swim too close to the Terror Fish. Edit

For a little fish, that Tiny Toothed Terror Fish has a big mouth, it chewed you up with no problem.

Well, you made a nice meal for the pretty fish.

Next time maybe you won't rush into places before checking for man-eating fishies.

Get caught by tentacles. Edit

Accompanied by a strange rumbling, you notice something bursting out of the sand.

OH MY! That thing doesn't look friendly. Watching the creature's tentacles approach, you briefly consider what you could do to persuade this thing that you wouldn't make a good meal, but alas you do not have the time. The tentacles wrap around you and begin pulling you down. Could this creature be just lonely and looking for friends? You quickly find out the answer.

Well, the tentacled creature apparently ain't interested in anything other than an early dinner. Stunned by the speed, not to mention the force of the grip, of your new friend, you hardly even feel your back break as you are pulled through the creature's lair entrance. Maybe you should be more careful.

In case you are wondering, you are quite dead, but if it's any consolation, your underwear stuck somewhere in the creature's innards, and being nearly indestructible they cause an unending pain for the next 100 or so years.

Swim too close to the gelatinous creature. Edit

The strange transparent Gelatinous creature immediately was drawn to you.

Must be your animal magnetism. Well that or your lack of a shower.

While you stop to admire how pretty the creature is it begins to envelop you.

Perhaps it wants to warm you up in the cold swamp depths.

Yeah.

Right.

The creature takes you into itself and seeing you as a nice big juicy morsel of food, it starts its very slow process of digestion. You of course die of suffocation long before the internal acids begin dissolving your flesh. Thank goodness for small graces.

You die looking out through the transparent body of your slayer, pounding uselessly at its Gelatinous body.

Go too far south underwater and encounter clams. Edit

These obviously aren't the nice friendly clams you have encountered elsewhere. In fact they are quite carnivorous, and rip relentlessly at your flesh.

You die quickly, but painfully, way to go Roger. Maybe you should respect the territories of the man-eating life in this swamp.

Go too far south underwater and encounter water snakes. Edit

The strange-looking water snakes start nibbling at your flesh. They of course eventually kill you, and quite painfully too.

You die quickly, but painfully, way to go Roger. Maybe you should respect the territories of the man-eating life in this swamp.

Search the hole in the side of the underwater cliff. (SEARCH HOLE) Edit

You decide to explore the strange-looking hole.

You stick your hand into the hole and poke around.

Something you janitors have down to a perfected science.

Oops, what's that, there seems to be something in there.

Monster: SHLURRRP!

Well I don't think you'll be coming out of there. It's a shame you go carelessly sticking your hands into things, you should have known better.

Brush up against the octopus. Edit

You brush past one of the large tentacles of the creature and you hear a low grumble.

The creature wakes at your presence and immediately grabs hold of you with a tentacle.

This does not look good.

Kinda like your hair right now.

The creature's tentacles begin to tighten around you.

As you realise the gravity of your situation you begin to panic.

Of course you panicking is about as pretty as an Orat's behind.

In the brief seconds before you die you ponder the proliferation of tentacled hazards on this crazy planet.

You are crushed before you are taken to the chomping jaws of the huge creature.

The creature then slices and dices you in its immense mouth and you become a light snack.

If it's any consolation you don't satisfy the creature in the least, and the creature spends the next few days with its stomach grumbling.

Your small body having caused the gastric juices of the creature's body to start pumping, besides a bad case of heartburn, the creature gets gas as well.

You always do leave a lasting impression don't you Roger.

Get too close to the squid in the cavern behind where the cave tentacle was. Edit

A huge underwater squid-like creature just made you dinner. Its crushing jaws, hidden by its many tentacles, tears you to pieces. It wasn't pleasant.

All these tentacles, what's up with that?

Get too close to the shark in the cavern behind where the cave tentacle was. Edit

The huge fish easily catches you, since you have about as much swimming ability as the average rock, and proceeds to devour you.

The large teeth ripped you apart and you die in the creature's mouth long before you get into its stomach, which is a good thing, take my word for it, you wouldn't want to see what's in there.

Once again you've gone rushing into something else's domain without a thought, when are you going to learn?

Get the Puffy Fish then jump in the water before sealing it up. Edit

Having completely submerged, water gradually seeps into your pants and onto your new friend, the puffy fish.

The puffy fish begins to stir and wriggle in your pants, apparently he is waking up.

The puffy fish is obviously awake now, however, on awakening to a confined, dark and seemingly unfriendly place, the puffy fish begins to enlarge inside your pants.

Well it appears carrying around a puffy fish in your pants while swimming is a really bad idea.

Your body parts slowly drift to the bottom and are eaten by all variety of scavengers. Nice going buddy.

At least you didn't drown!

The puffy fish swims away merrily on its way, you're in pieces, get with the program. Restore or something, you're dead, croaked, kicked the bucket, adios muchachos. What are you waiting on exactly?

Go too far down in the large cavern behind where the Terror Fish was. Edit

Yikes, whatever that was seemed to like how you tasted.

It seems one of the local cave inhabitants was feeling a little peckish and decided you would make a nice meal.

You had better be more careful next time you explore dark caverns.

Crashed Ship Edit

Walk into the engine room hatch after opening it. Edit

THUMP!!

Apparently not noticing how far down this hatch goes, you walk right into it and fall to the bottom. Of course shattering your spine on impact you don't survive the fall.

Maybe you should watch your step Roger.

Use the wrong code card in the pod or push the buttons in the pod. Edit

You press the buttons in no specific order and you hear something start to happen.

There is a loud explosion as your body explodes. You are splattered into many millions of pieces inside the pod.

Your brilliance has once again brought you to a rapid and messy death. Maybe next time you won't go pressing things up without knowing exactly what you're doing.

Replace the turbo rod then pull the red switch before closing the invisible barrier. Edit

You pull the switch down.

Having put in the second turbo rod, and throwing the switch, the turbo rods start humming with power and begin to pulse.

However it seems you didn't exactly know what you were doing. While congratulating yourself on getting the power up, you feel strange radiation begin to bombard your body.

After a few seconds the radiation begins to destroy all the cells in your body and you start melting like hot butter in an oven. You die quite painfully and make a tremendous mess on the floor.

Turn on the power then step on the wires in the far left screen of the ship's middle room. Edit

Well having turned on the power it appears some of the wires lying around became live. The level of power that is shot through your body is unfathomable to you. You die quickly but painfully.

You are now dead.

Get caught by the aliens in the underground cavern beneath the ship. Edit

The alien grabs you. You're in for it now, Roger.

Well, having captured you the aliens have taken you to a dark room and strapped you into some strange contraption. You can only wonder what they have in store for you.

Energy starts coursing through the strange clamps attached to your head.

A powerful energy was just slammed through your brain. Your brain bounced around inside your skull for a second before imploding into mush.

Your last thought was of latex and babes, not necessarily in that order. You die quickly but the sight of your brain oozing out of your ears might have been upsetting so perhaps that was a good thing.

Take too long to shoot the guard aliens in the underground cavern. Edit

Oh oh.

The alien, apparently faster on the draw than you, fires off a shot that heads straight for you.

The solid laser, which is what the gun fires, slams into your stomach and explodes out through your back. Your internal organs are obliterated in the process.

The aliens will probably pick up your lifeless body and examine it to determine exactly what you were.

I guess if you're going to start shooting at people, you had better make sure you hit them. You're so dead even dirt wouldn't want you.

Walk up to the strange machine in the underground cavern and type USE CONSOLE. Edit

You use your interfering expertise and overall button-pushing prowess. You push a few buttons and then you hear the machine start up.

A beam of energy shoots out of the machine.

You feel funny.

The strange energy bounces off the flat surface of the machine and bombards your body. It immediately has a very unpleasant reaction to your flesh.

As you are hit with the energy you almost instantly start melting like a cryo-freeze popsicle in the Keronian sun.

Even your bones turn to jelly and you slop onto the floor, dead as Jell-o.

The process was very quick, but equally as painful.

You'd have screamed if your tongue hadn't liquefied and slid out of your mouth.

The mess you made on the floor will baffle the aliens down here for weeks.

Way to go.

Underwater City Edit

Exit the submarine before putting on the pressure suit. Edit

You figure out how to exit the ship and proceed to leave the safety of your borrowed craft.

Unfortunately, since your body cannot withstand the immense pressure of this depth, you promptly implode as the hatch is opened. Your body parts splatter the inside of the exit hatch, but the swamp water quickly washes it all away. Your remains drift to the bottom, to be devoured by the small deep-depth bottom-dwellers and scavengers of the swamp.

You're a smart one I'll tell you that. Leaving an underwater craft that is pressure-sealed, to swim around in depths that cause quite a few thousand pounds of pressure per square inch, and expecting to survive! Yep, Roger, a true genius.

Go left after entering the door from the sub bay. Edit

The alien grabs you. It looks like you're in for trouble now.

Well, having captured you the aliens have taken you to a dark room and strapped you into some strange contraption. You can only wonder what they have in store for you.

Energy starts coursing through the strange clamps attached to your head.

A powerful energy was just slammed through your brain. Your brain bounced around inside your skull for a second before imploding into mush.

Your last thought was of latex and babes, not necessarily in that order. You die quickly but the sight of your brain oozing out of your ears might have been upsetting so perhaps that was a good thing.

The Vercotron Edit

Go left from the transporter screen before putting on the disguise. Edit

The aliens, not recognizing you, grab you.

Being a strange alien, these aliens throw you in the brig. In there you are forgotten completely and will probably slowly starve to death. Not a good way to go. In fact it's very unpleasant.

You stare out of the small window in your cell. Nobody can hear you and nobody really would care if they could.

Your stomach starts to grumble as the lack of food starts to kick in. You wonder how long you will survive before eventually kicking the bucket.

Go left from the transporter screen while disguised and talk to the alien guards. (TALK TO ALIEN) Edit

You try to speak to the aliens.

They of course become immediately suspicious and start coming for you.

The aliens, not recognizing you, grab you.

Being a strange alien, these aliens throw you in the brig. In there you are forgotten completely and will probably slowly starve to death. Not a good way to go. In fact it's very unpleasant.

You stare out of the small window in your cell. Nobody can hear you and nobody really would care if they could.

Your stomach starts to grumble as the lack of food starts to kick in. You wonder how long you will survive before eventually kicking the bucket.

Enter one of the ship's restricted areas. Edit

Random Alien Guard: You are not cleared in this area. Please turn back now.

Not heeding their warning, the guards grab you and in doing so realize you are not Tormeenian. They seem very upset at your spying and promptly throw you in the brig.

Being a strange alien, these aliens throw you in the brig. In there you are forgotten completely and will probably slowly starve to death. Not a good way to go. In fact it's very unpleasant.

You stare out of the small window in your cell. Nobody can hear you and nobody really would care if they could.

Your stomach starts to grumble as the lack of food starts to kick in. You wonder how long you will survive before eventually kicking the bucket.

Teleport back to the planet while disguised. Edit

Well, once again showing your amazing genius, you try to teleport yourself off the ship wearing the very tight mask and alien outfit.

The only problem is that the computer seems to have had a problem discerning your actual facial skin from the very tight, and apparently originally organic, mask.

The mask is fused to your face in the teleportation process, causing a very messy and quite painful Roger-Tormeenian mass of flesh where your head should be. You suffocate while in your suffering, but mercifully you croak and leave this mortal coil behind.

It was not pretty. Not pretty at all.

Teleport back to the planet after using the wrong code card. Edit

Well, displaying your brilliance, you apparently did something wrong with the transporter device.

The teleporter tries to teleport you into the same spot you are already in. The high-powered advanced computer determines that such a function just does not compute and therefore it purges its system of the dumb command. Unfortunately, you being de-molecularized in the system, are part of what gets purged.

Your molecules are dispersed into the emptiness of space, to drift forever.

At least you'll live forever, kinda, as cosmic dust.

Press the green button by the pink machine on level ten. (PRESS GREEN BUTTON) Edit

You press the green button.

You hear a weird noise and then the field blocking the machine disappears.

Apparently the machine is running some kind of experiment, and it's giving off some kind of weird radiation.

That's probably why there was a force field up between it and the rest of the corridor.

The radiation, now bombarding your body, ignites your cells and you spontaneously combust.

You burn brightly for a few seconds, before you are turned to ashes.

The strange pile of dust will confuse the ship's janitor, but cause no more problems than a few burger crumbs.

Your genius brings death quickly and so very effectively that I am left in awe.

Open the red box on level six. (OPEN BOX then FORCE OPEN THE BOX) Edit

The box is very securely closed and you have no chance of opening it.

Really.

Truly, no chance in Hearon.

Move along now, leave the box alone.

Unless you want to try to Force Open the Box?

Alright. You decide to test your minuscule... errr... I mean mighty muscles on the small box.

You pull and tug at the box until amazingly you hear something give.

Unfortunately, what gave was a high-powered jolt of some kind of energy from the box, into you.

Your disguise melts onto your body and then even your body turns into ashes.

You die very quickly, so quickly in fact you never even felt a thing.

Lucky you.

Drink the Fiery Frost drink. Edit

OK.

You grab the spicy-looking drink and gulp it in one shot.

You begin feeling weird.

The whole world turns crazy.

You see more colors than on your SuperColor Multi-Mode Monitor.

A strange burning starts in the pit of your stomach.

You feel like all your internal workings are being screwed up.

The burning gets worse. The pain becomes unbearable.

You feel like your belly is on fire. It's even worse than that time you ate a jar of Jalapengian Mongo Peppers by accident.

You then burst into flame from the inside out and are rapidly burnt to a crisp.

Your remains smell horrible and would give even the heartiest janitor one hell of a challenge.

At least you went out in style.

Get caught by the green blob in the lounge on level three. Edit

Well, what have we here? It seems that upon passing near to you, the wandering blobby noticed you weren't actually a Tormeenian.

The blobby, with blinding speed and efficiency, rips off your Tormeenian outfit.

He then looks at you funny and jumps on your head.

This can't be good.

Jumping onto your large head, the blobby proceeds to suffocate you as it spreads its body around you.

You drop to the ground after a brief and futile struggle. The blobby then settles itself on top of you and proceeds to suck all the nutrients from your fluid-filled Xenonian body.

You're just a can of Vaporade to this guy, and he's gonna suck every last drop out of your lifeless husk.

Nice going Roger. You should know better than to try to fool all of the people all of the time.

Silly Xenonian. Tricks are for kids. Only brains will get you through a sequel.

Open the docking bay doors while unsecured. Edit

You press the red button and hear a weird noise come from the north.

Apparently that was a force field protecting the inner chamber.

This does not look good.

The force field having gone down, the air begins to be sucked out into space.

That's what happens when you open something in a vacuum, of which space is a huge one.

You of course are sucked out right along with the air in the bay.

You are sucked right out into space, where unfortunately even mold in your lungs can't help you breathe.

You freeze and suffocate in the immense cold and airless vacuum that is space.

You die quick, but float for eternity as a Tormeenian-covered Xenonian icicle.

You scare many a child on interstellar cruises.

Fail to reinstate the force field after blowing out the experimental ship. Edit

Well choosing not to put back up the force field, you suffocate as all the air is sucked out of the docking bay.

You remain attached to the pole, a grim testament to the folly of janitors.

Your frozen, and quite unappealing, corpse is found some time later by the crew members of the ship.

They poke and prod at your body for a few weeks, before deciding there was nothing to be done with you, and you eventually join the experimental ship out in space as they jettison you like so much garbage.

Go west twice from the elevator on level one and use the computer panel. (USE PANEL) Edit

Upon touching the panel, and obviously not having any clearance in this area, the overhead laser activates and obliterates you.

You are now dead.

Go west twice from the elevator on level one and use the console to open the compartment. (USE CONSOLE) Edit

Upon touching the console, and obviously not having any clearance in this area, the overhead laser activates and obliterates you.

You are now dead.

Take too long to go left after entering the screen before the bomb. Edit

After standing around doing absolutely nothing, the guards get suspicious of you and start coming after you.

Being a strange alien, these aliens throw you in the brig. In there you are forgotten completely and will probably slowly starve to death. Not a good way to go. In fact it's very unpleasant.

You stare out of the small window in your cell. Nobody can hear you and nobody really would care if they could.

Your stomach starts to grumble as the lack of food starts to kick in. You wonder how long you will survive before eventually kicking the bucket.

Use the toilet in the cell. (USE TOILET) Edit

All right. You keep shirking the advice of friendly narrators, so you'd better deal with the consequences.

Well you drop your adventurer's drawers and plant your hiney on the weird-looking, and smelling, filthy toilet. There are three separate tubes on this thing, you guess to accommodate various forms of life.

After about five seconds you start to feel a strange sensation on your skin. Hmmmm, it's all tingly.

Just when you were about to decide whether the feeling was pleasurable or not, it being such a long time since you felt anything below the waist other than the urge to do what you are presently doing, the sensation suddenly turns into a sharp burning pain.

Alarmed, you try to get off the toilet, but alas, it appears your behind has started to melt and is now firmly stuck to the seat.

As you struggle in vain to free yourself, the burning spreads rapidly and you watch as all your hopes for the future melt and drip down into the foul drain.

As your tears start streaming after witnessing the greatest loss any adventurer can ever sustain, your legs fall off and you begin a slow and very excruciating process of being sucked down the tubes.

People always told you to watch where you put your butt, because you just might lose it. Only now does the advice ring true in your pain-riddled mind.

You briefly recall that bully from Xenon who was always threatening to flush your @$$ down the toilet. Your uncanny skill at finding the nearest broomcloset always saved your hide, and incidentally enhanced your desire to become a janitor. How ironic that after avoiding it for years, you ended up doing it to yourself.

Disable the bomb before scanning the hair and blowing out the experimental ship or don't finish everything that needs to be done in the cell in time. Edit

Well having no idea what to do in the cell, and hence just wandering about doing absolutely nothing, you've not helped your cause. Which I can't remember anyway, so it really doesn't matter.

However, with no information on you, and with lots on his mind, the Captain, having been informed of your treachery, orders your death.

Of course your friend, the guy who booted you into this nice cell, rejoices at this news and drags you out of the cell to suffer weeks of torture and pain.

You win a final victory however, as your weak body only survives about two days of the abuse heaped upon it by alien and machine alike.

Your lifeless, battered and smelly body is dumped out into space, to float forever in the void.

With no air, there is no decay, so you float endlessly, bumped now and then by the odd meteor. Your body is even crashed into a few times by ships shuttling to and fro through the galaxy.

Despite causing the occasional curse by angry pilots, you are a non-entity in this or any other timeline, due to the fact that you're long dead.

Disable the bomb after scanning the hair but before blowing out the experimental ship. (This only works in the most recent version of the game.) Edit

Well having no idea what to do in the cell, and hence just wandering about doing absolutely nothing, you've not helped your cause. Which I can't remember anyway, so it doesn't really matter.

However, even though your DNA was scanned, the Tormeenian somehow never thought to question where you got the Xenonian DNA.

Thus nobody onboard the Vercotron ever found out who you really were.

Perhaps if you had ticked-off some other people onboard, word might have gotten around about a fat Tormeenian who was wandering around the ship. It might have lead to a little more interest in that Xenonian DNA.

But then again maybe it was just inevitable that you'd find a way to get yourself killed.

I mean such is life and all that.

But I digress...

In case you were wondering, you became quite popular as a prison guest, being the only pink one around and all.

Everybody took to calling you Fat Pink Grat. But the order from the Captain to DEAL with you in a fatal manner came down due to your serious interference with their Laterfusion Bomb.

The guards, who also took to kicking you around the brig at lunch-time, were very disappointed.

Some of them were heartened when they heard that the method of such dealings however, meaning the method of your disposal, was left to the guards' discretion.

So upon the Captain's order the rather mean guard who took an instant disliking to you, and hurt your hiney more than once, took you up as his own personal Pet Project.

He proceeded to test out new and painful ways of torture on you in the days after your arrest.

Your screams filled the depths of the Vercotron, and you cried like a baby for mercy.

The things done cannot be spoken aloud.

Ever.


Total number of ways to die: 55

The information from this article is from the fan game TLC and is therefore not canon.

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