Sariens
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[edit] General Information
The Sariens are a race of mercenaries and thugs. Humanoid in appearance, their most distinguishing features are green skin and tendency to shoot first and ask questions later. The Sariens are known to maintain a space fleet, the most famous ship of which is the ill-fated Deltaur. Using their ships as a resource, they often hire themselves out to the highest bidder, and have been known to commit grievous acts of piracy against unsuspecting ships.
The Sariens are perhaps most notable in their role as mercenaries hired by Sludge Vohaul to steal, then guard the Star Generator in preparation for his nefarious plans.
They have an excellent sense of humour. One famous Sarien joke goes like this... How many Analexians does it take to seduce a three-eared female sillovite? Two!
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[edit] Game Involvement
During Space Quest 1, Roger Wilco barely escaped death by hiding in a broom closet as the Sariens attacked and ransacked the Xenonian research ship, Arcada. Given a mission to stop the Sariens at all costs by one of the Arcada's dying scientists, Roger embarked on a quest to do so. His adventures are recounted elsewhere, but his success at not only stopping the Sariens but destroying the Star Generator before it could be used as a weapon, earned him accolades and praise from the people of his home planet, Xenon.
[edit] ComPost Database Entry
Sariens
The Sariens are a humanoid race. Treacherous, evil, but always eager to please, the Sariens make wonderful hosts, especially if you're their enemy.
They pride themselves on their techniques of torture, mutilation, disfigurement, napkin-folding, and selecting the right wine to go with whichever enemy they're eating.
They're also easily offended should you insinuate that they're doing less than their best to grind you into a fine red paste.
Sariens are omnivores, preferring to eat old back issues of "Omni".
