Trash Vaporizer

From Space Quest Omnipedia

The Trash Vaporizer is every janitor's dream tool- Imagine, no more emptying trash cans manually, removing the contents instead with the press of a button. No more dealing with messy slimes of unknown origin found in your boss's dustbins.. The trash vaporizor eliminates¹ any form of trash found in the designated bucket.

[edit] Notes

1. ^ Our Laywers have asked us to note that the material is not technically eliminated, but instead transported to a planet very,very far from here, and the user of the vaporizer is highly unlikely² to ever encounter it again.
2. ^ Our Lawyers have asked us to note that the term "highly unlikely" is not to be construed as meaning that the event is unlikely to occur.