Vulgars

Vulgars

Vulgar.

The Vulgars are a peaceful race of brilliant and logical thinkers whose only real joy in life is to stride around the galaxy with superior attitudes and correct other people's grammar and spelling.

They also enjoy designing outer space strategy simulation games. This makes them nearly as insufferable as university academicians, but not as well-paid.

Considering their placid and studious lifestyle, it's interesting to note that the Vulgars have developed an extremely practical martial arts technique called "The Vulgar Nerve Pinch."

This is a tactile/aural maneuver in which the pincher pinches the bundle of nerve fibers at the base of the neck while whispering dialogue from either "Tango & Cash" or "Hudson Hawk."

This particular combination of stimuli results in a searing flash of pain and then unconsciousness which can last for several hours. The technique is demonstrated in Holojoint program #5551212.